May 2, 2008

fainting goats

This is a well-described medical syndrome in the family of “periodic paralysis”.  It happens very rarely in humans also.

starbucks

Hi,

I went by and bought me a SKINNY LATTE - Sugar Free Cinnamon Dolce (Tall).  I added 1 splenda package.
Oh my God! Was that good.  I wished I had bought a grande one.  I said I was going to treat myself once a week to one.
I didn’t waste anytime in drinking it.  Boy was that good.
I think I am going to try mocha next to see what it taste like.
I forgot to tell them decafinated. I am okay though.  It cost me $3.50, expensive cup of java, but well worth it.

Love you.
Mom
May 1, 2008

play along with grampa

I told grampa you got into grad school and told him you got a full scholarship, an exaggeration yes, but a good one,.i told him you deserved recognition and compensation in a monetary form for your accomplishment. He will be phoning tonite so play along…hopefully more than his usual 20 dollars.

Love,

Mom

Shorty

I was in the car listening to the radio, and who is this “shorty” they keep talking about in rap songs?

there are boobs in it

  • me: hi mom
  • mom: hi pookie...i just booked tickets for zumanity. miss you
  • me: What is zumanity?
  • mom: it is a very erotic show that explores sexuality.
  • hopefully dad will enjoy it
  • lol
  • it is at new york new york where we are staying
  • me: oh dear lord
  • does dad know about this?
  • mom: yeah....it explores gay stuff too
  • he he
  • he shold be ok...there are boobs in it
  • too
  • zumanity.com
  • me: well i can't click on that right now because i'm at work
  • mom: oh...maybe later then

spiders!@

keep your eyes open, they are hatching!!

got a note from your Dad, so will hookup to relocate the Tivo box.

Happy new home!!!!

Hearts,

Mom

egypt airport

I am at the egypt airport writing to you, food is awful here, i lost some wait, we are not allow to.
Eat uncooked food here.                           

Love,

Mom.                 
 
April 30, 2008

turkey bacon

I was up in the middle of the night with aching bones and fever. It is not possible. Everybody interrupts, calls, comes by. Anyway, when I was lying there feeling like I had flu, I wondered if you can get bird flu from eating turkey bacon?

Love you,
Mom

the fun never ends

Just wanted to say hi.  I know you’re probably busy getting caught up at work after last week.  I hope you enjoyed the plays.  Did you get the movie I sent you?  Today is our 31st anniversary.  We are eating leftovers for dinner, and I was bit by a dog this morning.  I’m not foaming at the mouth, so far.  The fun never ends.  Love, Mom

Dita Von Teese

Check out Fredericks of Hollywood Dita Von Teese collection.  Very nostalgic and tasteful.


Love Ya,
Mom